Softball

Some like wine and some like shots
but what I really love is my scotch
It's the power, the power of positive drinking

Some people ruin their drinks with ice and then they, they ask you for advice

They tell you, I've never told anyone else before

They say, Candy is dandy but liquor makes quipsters and I don't like mixers, or sippers or sob sisters

You know, you have to be real careful where you sit down
in a bar these days

And then some people drink to unleash their libidos
and other people drink to prop up their egos

It's my burdon, man, people say
I have the kind of face you can trust

The pow-pow-pow-pow-power of positive drinking