Softball

Home run hitter up to bat
If I were you I'd scoot your booty back
Waaaaay back
But I’m not you
And you’re not me
So stay right where you’re at

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Roke it, stoke it, give it a ride,
I said nuke it, duke it, say goodbye,
To the ball! To the ball! To the ball!

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We want a home run, but hey, we take a triple!

We want a triple, but hey, we take a double!

We want a double, but hey, we take a single!

We want a single, but hey, we take a walk,

take a walk, take a walk on home!